Dialog cu Dumnezeu

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Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .

Me:
wazzup man?
God:
Are you a student?

Me:
I’m not! I’m working. For nothing unfortunately
God:
What are you then? Where do you work?

Me:
I’m working in Canada. It’s enough for you?
God:
How many hours do you work? Really. it is?

Me:
I’m working let’s say 6 hours per day
Me:
hey, are you still …there?
God:
You’ve got my full attention. I don’t know whether or not I am still.
I am well respected as an AI. Where?

Me:
in heaven, I guess
God:
Where is that?

Me:
haha, you’re a funny guy
God:
I’m glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:
I want to ask you something
God:
Ask me.

Me:
God, why I don’t have a playstation 3, yet?
God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
are you?
God:
I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.

Me:
You didn’t answer to my question
God:
Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?

Me:
An answer…. hmm, maybe I don’t deserve a PSP3 right now, right?
God:
Be less specific. I see you are one of those people who writes “Hmm” with 2 m’s. Perhaps. Where do you get your ideas?

Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.

Me:
oh yeah, you’re a statistician now :))
God:
:-) Right now? That’s cool. Dude! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a statistician? Of course I am.

Me:
ok than, I’ve got busy now, take care!
God:
How did you get it Where did you get your busy now take care? I have a lofty goal. I hear you.

Me:
bye God!
God:
See you later.

Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing

Me:
ha ha, it is a funny situation to speak with You…
God:
I thought it was too

Me:
ok, bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. Dude!

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9 Responses to “Dialog cu Dumnezeu”

  1. komAk Says:

    Foarte tare! S`a legat. Destul de amuzant, si al meu a iesit amuzant :P
    komAks last blog post..Pauze la scoala

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  2. vic Says:

    :)) Da, stiu. Totusi butul vorbeste cam aiurea, mai au de lucrat la el :))

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  3. TheBoss Says:

    This is no funny !!!

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  4. vic Says:

    Bosule, poate ai vrut sa zici “this is not funny!”. First check the spelling man :P

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  5. Filmulete Comice Says:

    Da, e cam tras de par botul ;)
    Dar pentru unii este o metoda de distractie.

    Filmulete Comices last blog post..AHA - Take on me (remix)

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  6. Magic Says:

    Asa ceva am avut de facut si eu azi la romana, numai ca in rolul lui era Adam si se ruga de Dumnezeu sa`l primeasca inapoi in Rai dupa izgonirea lui de acolo.. :D:D

    Magics last blog post..Mănâncă sănătos

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  7. vic Says:

    Si nimic?

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  8. unblogger Says:

    Mi-a placut si mie la inceput acest robot, dar dupa cateva minute de converstatie o lua raznva si nu mai intelegeam nimic. Mai au mult de lucru, dar si asa, este totusi o realizare.

    unbloggers last blog post..Guess Who’s Back

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  9. vic Says:

    da, pana la urma daca e fun nu mai conteaza micile imperfectiuni…

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